That opens up so many more options for me.
Dear Manager
Although I am relatively a knew customer to your bank
I have cleaned out my account of the 650 euro overdraft I was given.
This may come to you as a suprise but being a student and all I need that money to pay for books and pencils for my MCQ's.
I believe that you really should consider my offer of a hug.
Quite the hugger I am you should know.
Please find enclosed a credit card reciept which has "I O U 1 HUG" on the back.
Please keep this in a safe place as I will not issue you with another.
Any attempt to claim more than said amount of hugs, or, claiming a hug without valid credit card reciept will be deemed a hanging offence.
Please take great heed of this warning.
I will contact your branch within the week and verify that you are in reciept of my reciept.
If you are not, I will never make contact with you again and I suggest you make the same arrangement. With all Ullster bank staff never to reveal this arrangement or to contact me lest you be hanged.
Regards, Ciarán Fagan
P.S Merry Christmas you money sucking bunch of stuck up stupid fuckin bastards