i'll take MVP for chilli-2.0 no problemo

we found keys on saturday, you can check if they're yours at training........
well done everyone who played and helped, and thanks especially to Chris, Claire, Ciaran Naoise, Eoin, Pierce, Conor, and Darragh.

Everyone owned up at the weekend, everyone.

A team report from me is never happennin but I will point out thae many highlights.

Firstly, the impovement everyone made was astounding.
The quality of D was 10/10. You just couldn't fault it.
There wasn't many 1 on 1 scraps since we zoned the whole time but Pete and that Trinity lad in the plate final was brilliant. Some of the hittin was top drawer and Pete came out on top every time.
Liam and his sister were brilliant all weekend, but it still makes me feel a little sick when they're holdin hands and shit.
Teabag(what a player) and his macing of pulls were hilarious and strategically sound although it was against the rules. He's the the Figo of our club!
Dan the man and his springloaded calves. HE looks like Justin Timberlake.
Mike's amazing layout D on day 1 really got the rest of the team going.
Francesca's score against Trinity in the plate final really put the hook in them.
Speaking about gettin hooked their was plenty o that on Saturday night!
Mr. Grumpy I don't think dropped anything all weekend but he smiles more than Nelson fuckin Mandela. And the girls. I'm really sorry but I don't remember most of your names but you were all class. You know who you are anyway cause I told you durin the weekend. Some of the bids made were so close and it was great to see you hungry for something else other than cock.
Get ready for Limerick cause you'll do well. That weekend will have given you a much better grasp of the game and you'll be surprised the next time you step onto a pitch.
Fuckin Tim and Baz and Oisín blowin holes into other teams. Quite impressive.
Captain Mike led by example all weekend, he was composed and energetic, led his team like he's been doin it for years.
And to the lads and ladies who chased all weekend, trust me I feel your pain cause I used to be that guy. The forcing improved every game and was perfect by the last game.

And I can't write a report without talkin about Wai!
We all know he can throw, he also was an astounding captain and I'd put money on anyteam he's in. But no one porbably saw Wai's "vision". Wai would simply stand in one spot , look around for a second or two scanning the pitch and make a perfect run into space or send the perfect throw.
Here's an interesting stat. Wai scored and assisted very little compared to the rest of his team but he was involved in nearly every play which goes to show it's the players who get involved and make things happen who win games.
What a player.

You all did savage, keep it up and we'll be dickin all over the best teams in the country.


I'm forgetting alot of you but don't worry I remember! If iv'e missed anything especially from the parties which I have no recolection about. Fill us in.

Also you all have mail(in about 3 hrs)

I didn't have much stats cus I had such a great team! Once the passes started flowing there was no stopping em. It was an awesome feeling to catch the pull, make that first pass and then watch my team link those short throws all the way into the endzone. Beautiful to watch.

By the last game our D was amazing. Everytime I shouted to push up, the 2 wings imediately did what they were supposed to. And good running to everyone who unluckily got volunteered to chase.

Everyone in the team did such a great job.

Liam: He should change his name to Luke. I think noone managed to break his force. And if there was a stat for most blocks, I'd put my money on Liam winning that.

Karl: Great running. Did a lot of chasing and just kept going. Rescued me quite a few times when the stall count was at 6. Disturbingly enjoyed German porn star too much for comfort.

Baz: His pitch long hammer to Phoebe was just a thing of beauty.

Peter: He basically owns the air space over the endzone. Everytime a disc is floated into our endzone, I know I'm gonna be picking it off the floor.

Cian: Didn't manage to show everyone what he could do after having a monster clash in the air with Peter and a UL player. Hope to see more of him in action cus I know he's a great player.

Donny superhands: As Cian (well done with the event by the way) said, everytime this guy catches a disc in the endzone he looks like he sees a thousand puppies everywhere.

On to the girls,

Phoebe: Made some great catches in the endzone. Great short cuts for an easy 'up the line' play. Screamed at me a few times cus I didn't pass her the disc imediately though. Nearly reduced me to tears.

Louisa: On D she was perfect. Always being where she has to be. And when did she learn how to throw a flick?!

Fiona: Played 100% dispite her bad knee. Took a few big hits and still came down with the disc. And! She can parallel park.

Francesca: Last but certainly not least, the girl who did a celebration dance after scoring against Trinity in the final. How rude.


I'll miss playin with you guys so much when I head back. Thank you all for letting me captain such a great team. I've got so much to take back to Malaysia from bein in ucd ultimate (especially the gas chamber, and dip for your crust!).

Here you go Mike. UCD 2.0 report.

I was told that the whole thing kicked off at 10am so there I was hurrying in at 10:05 worrying that I might have missed some of the first match only to be greeted by a deafening silence. Apparently they had told ye unpunctual feckers to be there an hour early because they knew ye'd be an hour late. Luckily Captain Mike, leading by example, was in the same boat as me so we tossed each other off for a while as ye plebs wandered in at whatever time suited ye.
Turned out our first match wasn't till 12:15 or something so we kicked back and watched UCD 1 get beaten off with the ugly stick, surely we could only do better? And we did as we beat some mixed team comfortably...by 1 point. Next up was Trinity 2. Ooo I could feel the tension rising. Mike vs Red Shorts (yeah, chalk it down if I wasn't totally in love with Nicola, the twin from UCC, but more on her later). I'd never been beaten by a Trinity team but all good things must come to an end (except my love for Nicola, the twin from UCC, but more on her later). We had lost, in my opinion, our best player as Emer went off to do some brother/sister variety show where she and Liam won a romantic getaway , presumably to some place where their love isn't frowned upon...Kerry, maybe.
Without Emer, things went from bad to worse as we lost to a quality WIT team but all was not lost there was still the crossover to play for. Forget your crappy plate, we wanted a chance to get beaten by the big boys! Finishing 3rd we were playing Trinity 1 in the crossover. I believe it was Jesus who once said, “Go forth and let meee-eeee entertain you”, and, boy, did we listen to the Big Man, up there in the North Pole.
Both teams were well up for it and Trinity quickly used their voodoo magic to go one ahead, the rascals! We pulled two back (probably from Oisin or Tim, who could have caught STD's if they wanted to, they were that good) but Trinity distracted us with their posh campus and went 2 ahead. At 4-2 the next point would be vital. In that epic point there were so many turnovers, it was worse than my epileptic cousin watching Pokémon. But the moment of the match, if not our whole tournament had to come from our Captain Fantastic. One hammer from some Trinity fella, the perfect counter-attack, went up over Mike's head, but that didn't bother him. I'm sure I heard him muttering orange obscenities as he flew past me. Oh the joy on this girl's face! She had caught, what was surely the winning disk in the endzone! BAM! TITS OR GTFO! The crowd goes wild as Mike shows Red Shorts what she's missing out on as he DENIES that girl what probably was a valid point, ah well:)
With that moment of pure genius to spur us on, we pull 2 back. 4-4. Maybe a minute and a half left. This looks destined to go to extra time and penalties but Trinity are pressing...fumble! Justin Timberlake grabs the disk and passes it out to Finn. The Offaly man is barely touched by a guy half his size and shouts, in a slightly feminine voice, “Oi, he pushed me!”. The lovely, naive fella gives him space as Finn let's fly a cheeky smile and an easy assist for yours truly to score the winning point, slam down the disk, take off my bib and jog off. Job. Done.
With the crossover won it was decided we would get a bit shitfaced in celebration. I think it is fair to say most of us duly complied, and a mad laugh was had by all! My memory is a little hazy of the night but one thing I'll never forget is meeting the love of my life. Oh Nicola. We must have talked for all of 30 seconds but I didn't need long to know that this was the girl for me...or her twin...I'm not fussy. I'm in the middle of writing a thank-you letter to The Purty Kitchen for giving me a platform to meet my future wife! Still quite drunk (love drunk?) leaving the club I went for my usual munch in the lovely Centra on Dame Street and messily robbed a fair bit of food for which I feel fairly lousy for cos I really like that place (€2 breakfast/chicken rolls!).
The hangover was really kicking in when we played WIT again and were deservedly beaten by the team who eventually came 4th. Think it was DCU next in a thoroughly boring match, the gap between points was so long that Emer only got to play for the last minute or so. Fair play to them though they seemed like nice lads afterwards and we had a way better laugh doing that swordfighting call than we did playing that match (one of their girls got REALLY into it, as did Tim, quite funny!) Our last match was against UCC. Nicola wasn't playing but we saw her (well I watched her from a distance) play in the previous match...wow. Our children are gonna rock at frisbee! Her twin, however, was playing and I must admit I didn't really have my head in the game, as I was constantly distracted by her lookalike. Our wise captain noticed this and decided to do what was best for the team and continued his tradition of taking out a girl in every tournament, and this time his target was Nicola's Twin (I believe that's her real name) and BAM! TITS OR GTFO! At least he gave UCC possession after he took their captain out from point blank range with a frisbee to the lip! What a nice guy! We lost by one point but I don't think anyone really cared/noticed as we were fairly wrecked after a great tournament.
To keep things short, other highlights included : that stretching man, learning Phoebe's second name, Annmarie getting jocked, did Aoife lose a game of kings? I'd need that much drink get the usual off Karl too, sexy casjh, that girl in blue shorts (hello), Annmarie and Ciarán, Donnacha's constant smile, Christine's (quality) mixed team, the usual racial slurs, pixelated penises, Mike's can glove love, JT raping some UCC girl from the endzone to the halfway line and i'm sure much much more that I've forgotten due to my worrying drinking problem.

If you can't be arsed to read all that then:

Cheers Cian and co. for a great weekend. And in case Nicola sees this then I'm only messing...our kids don't have to play frisbee.

really didn't feel that long while writing it! 1000 words on frisbee-30 mins. 1000 words on philosophy-15 weeks and still a day late.

Pablo, if I had a job to give I'd hire you. That summary was great.
It vas gud ya. You must be the king of cork or something.. you almost came across as educated.

Amazing job Paul, it's so good I going to crack one off to it later(and reds shorts obv).

oh shit i forgot to ask was red shorts there at the weekend?

Yup she was. Amy I believe. Had a nice chat with them Trinityvs about Mikey's red shorts girl.

Yea she was, apparently there are some very unhappy campers about it all. Internet serious business and all that.

Lads, can we get it right please. Emer and Liam have been rechristened as Meg and Jack White by the fine folk at Jabba the Huck.

Couple of interesting reads. Nice and biased and way to make us look like unspirited dicks TeaBag!!!

Just got the energy to read that report teabag, fuckin class...
I have to say one of the most confusing moments of the weekend was when Nicola(or her twin) was playing in a game then her twin(or Nicola) came running past, didn't know what was going on....